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Punography
DealayembotteDate: Wednesday, 2013-11-13, 10:09 AM | Message # 1
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Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter spray is now a veteran veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to witness where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a words there anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a thespian performance about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear to the piqued eyed don who fallen her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you convene a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped excuse of communism class because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations beget been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably administration's fault.

I utilized to deem I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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